True Americans

The Smell Has Been Solved

It was a dead squirel in my air conditioning closet outside of my house. Thank you so much to David with Casa Mechanical. He was here to do an annual AC check and I asked if he had any idea what the smell was, he knew it was a dead animal and found the squirrel after cutting into a couple of ducts. I am so happy the smell is gone. Here are a few pics for you to enjoy. This thing was nasty, covered with maggots and one side was completly rotted off. For the record, I reached in to the small hole and pulled this Mother Effer out. I am very brave.

Another political liar

I won't tell you who I am going to vote for, but I found this funny

The Smart Car

Here is the car we were talking abou this morning. My sister got one a few weeks ago. It has a 3 cylinder 1 liter engine that pronbably wouldn't make it up 2222. Looks safe though. Huh??

Bruce Lee

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Unforgetable

There is a documentary about this guy that can remember everything that has happened in his life. Watch as he takes on Google.

Anchor Can't Stop Laughing

I couldn't stop laughing either.

Hard To Describe

Bulgaria has a version of "American Idol" with singers just as bad as the ones here. Watch this lady try to sing MARIAH CAREY'S "Without You". In that song Mariah sings the lyrics, "Can't live." This lady thinks Mariah is actually saying "Ken Lee."

Client #6

SUPPOSEDLY, THE EMPEROR'S CLUB'S "CLIENT #6" IS THE RICHEST MAN IN BRITAIN . . . AND PRINCE WILLIAM'S GODFATHER:


If you've been following the ELIOT SPITZER case, you may have heard people referring to him as "Client #9" . . . which was his code name with the Emperor's Club prostitution ring. But what I want to know is . . . who are clients one through eight?


--Well 27-year-old Zana Brazdek . . . who used to be an escort for the Emperor's Club . . . says she knows who "Client #6" is . . . because "Client #6" was HER client.


--She says he's 56-year-old Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor of Great Britain. And get this: Gerald's the Duke of Westminster (basically, he's a noble . . . just a notch below the Royal Family), PRINCE CHARLES' best friend and PRINCE WILLIAM'S godfather.


--According to "Forbes", Gerald's also the wealthiest man in Britain and the 46th richest person in the world . . . with a net worth around $14 BILLION. Here's the deal . . .


--Back in 2006, Gerald allegedly hired four escorts from the Emperor's Club over a six-week stretch. According to Zana, he haggled with her over the price, before eventually paying $4,000 for sexual favors . . . which included the use of a whip and stiletto heels.

Elliot Spitzers Hooker

Here she is. I guess if you are going to ruin your life, family and career to a hooker, she should look like this. Elliot Spitzer is an idiot. An idiot who went through the roof after Janet Jacksons wardrobe malfunction. Servers this hypocrit right...scumbag. But, he has good taste in hookers

Help my man Dikembe out

Dikembe Mutumbo plays basketball for the Houston Rockets and is a great guy. He put $15 million dollars of his own money in to building a hospital in his home country of The Democratic Republic of the Congo (Formerly Zaire) Check out his website and help him out. $50 can keep someone alive or a year. www.dmf.org

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WARNING

This is a bit disgusting yet very compelling. I popped this zit off of Digitz back. I have a thing for popping zits. This one was a real treat.

Fake but funny

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Mom Hoses Kid Down at Car Wash

You may have seen this story about the women in Orlando that hosed her kid down at the car wash. After watching, it doesn't look to me like she was hitting her with the high pressure water you get when you pull the handle back. If she had the little kid would have been knocked on her butt. Still not cool to do to a little kid, but not as bad as you may have heard or could have been.

Frozen In Grand Central Station

I thought this was pretty cool. On a side note, I love getting your comments on the stuff that gets posted here. Sadly, I don't get very many. Some of you guys are pretty funny, so feel free to leave a comment. I check will update messages pretty regularly, so get after it. Have a great weekend.

What Celebs would look like if they lived in Oklahoma

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Sex and The City

I loved the TV show (here is my man card) Cynthia Nixon was my favorite, here is a recent picture of her and her girlfriend. Oh, I saw a trailer of the movie the other day and it looks great.

Mom catches herself on fire

Here is the story you've been waiting to read.

Gayest Songs of all Time

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Remember me? I'm a naughty girl.

I know this isn't very classy, but I never claimed to be classy.

ANTONELLA BARBA IS STILL PLANNING ON A CAREER IN MUSIC . . . *AFTER* SHE FINISHES COLLEGE:


For whatever reason, MTV News called up "American Idol" minx ANTONELLA BARBA . . . you know, the girl from last season with the seemingly ENDLESS trail of naughty Internet pictures. They found her IN COLLEGE, believe it or not . . . studying architecture.

Thi is worse than stripping

In addition to allegedly being a male stripper . . . "American Idol" stud DAVID HERNANDEZ has also performed on cruise ships as part of a quartet called the VINYL FOUR. (--Which is probably far more embarrassing than being a stripper.)

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X-Files Make Out

I think this is what all you X-Files fans have been waiting for.

My Man Buster Martin

This guy is 101 years old and is training for a Marathon. He started running when he was 99, he has run a 5k and a 10k, but that is not what makes him cool. What makes him cool is that he stops during the race for a beer and a smoke. I love Buster.

One of our listeners writes an awesome email

This is from Natalie Hays, enjoy.

In my day (which is about your day), it was all about finding love at the roller arena...Every Friday and Saturday night, sqeezing into the Jordace jeans, a comb in the back pocket that matched the outfit, an hour to feather un-featherable hair...On it would come, the song for couples skate - either Angel of the Morning by Juice Newton, Keep on Lovin' You by REO Speedwagon or I Love You (forgot who did that one.. but OOOOoooooooo I love yoooou). Standing around the outside of the arena looking like you just could care less if someone asked you to skate but then he does - awesome! Trying to stay connected as he skates backwards, looking over his shoulder, more to escape the uncomfortable closeness of your faces than to make sure not to run into anyone... he guides you around the corners, using your belt loops, the smell of Polo wafting at you.. mmmm he smells dreamy. He looks at you, smiles, this could be the kiss but then Ugh! -Jerked out of the best moment of your life by Rush's Tom Sawyer - he dashes off in his speed skates, off to torture the slow skaters as he zips around the outside of the arena. He shoots a wink as you leave the floor to reapply the Bonnie Bell lipsmacker with the girls.

Mullets

For all you Mullet Lovers, check this out

Foods That Heal

Here is the link you need.

Kate hudson for the fellas

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Enjoy Your Nexrt Flight and Kate Hudson

If it makes you feel any better, this happened in Germany. The pilot landed it safely the second time around.




Oh, something for the fellas. Kate Hudson

Sanjaya Shirtless

You haven't lived until you see this. Hey Sanjaya, mix in a pizza!