Wild Weekend Ahead.....Maybe

This is for all the women out there that leave there man to go spend time with their girlfriends. My wife is leaving tomorrow to spend the weekend with her best friend. A friend she has had since she was 11. They were in the Band together in high school and have live lifes ups and downs together. You know the old saying, "when the Cat's away, the dog will play?" Well, this is how the Dog usually plays. After trying to put something together with friends, that includes alot of beer drinking, golf, and possible gun shooting. It will end up with a pizza, a six pack and if lucky a UFC on Time Warner Cable Pay-per-View. Suprisingly, I am cool with that. I turned 40 last week and have really noticed a change in my will to make the effort to go downtown for a wild night. I would bet that I have had more wild nights then you and 5 of your friends combined. I am wild nighted out. I have been there and done that and have the credit card receipts to prove it. At the risk of sounding really lame, here is a list of things I used to do, that I have no desire to do any more.

Wait in line to get in a club
Start the night at 11:30
Go see a band that someone told me is great
Pick up on chicks. My God that sounds painful. Sorry for all the guys going through it
Taking a chance on a first date, they always suck
Getting really drunk and having regrets in the morning
Going to one bar, deciding it sucks and going to another that sucks harder
Staying up all night
Going to some strangers "after party"


There are things I don't want to do, here are a few that I do want to do
Wakeboard on Lake Travis at 8am then go eat breakfast with my wakeboarding friends
Watch the old 80's movie "Used Cars" just to see if it is as funny as it used to be
Play golf with my buddies and drink a few beers
Take a nap on the couch
Clean out my garage
Watch the AT&T Golf Tournament
Eat a hot dog off the grill, hey its the 4th of July


I would do all these things if my wife wasn't leaving town, she is very cool about all that stuff. So I guess things aren't that different. Having the house to myself is nice though

What is the the Secret?

Wow, alot of you think you are so smart and many of you are so wrong. How about some more clues, It does take 2 people and normally one more, there is often crying, Mijo. Be listening tomorrow morning at 7:30 for the Big Announcement.

Sandy