1. All girls are crazy. the cool ones will admit it. Even WE don't understand why we can start crying for no reason. It's nuts. get over it.
2. The elusive "low maintenance" girl exists. But she still needs some kind of communication. If we text you its because we're bored and want to make sure you're still interested, and we are also texting our friends at the same time. We are not stalking you, this is normal communication. Girls talk more, give it some effort. she may be worth it. Check your ego.
3. When we have a bad day and you want to take the dinner pressure off us, don't take us somewhere YOU like. If her favorite place is Souper Salad and you hate green things, deal with it. It's HER bad day, not yours. Don't be a douche.
4. Accept that we wear makeup, it's an expense we wash off everyday but we feel better with it on even if you cannot tell the difference.
5. We like shoes, don't ask why and don't even volunteer to go shoe shopping. It's a bad idea for both parties. You get bored, we get annoyed you're infringing with our time caressing the oh-so-expensive Manolo's.
6. Best Buy is boring, we do not see the fun in being there more than to get a movie or CD or such. more than 20 minutes and you're looking at some time in DSW or Nordstrom as payback.
7. If you do not understand sports, do not try to talk about them like you do. We often know more than you think, then you just look stupid and will annoy us further (especially if you interrupted an important play and we're voluntarily at a sports bar and you're "trying" to pick us up).
8. You guys are horribly liars. If we "believe" you it's because we don't feel like dealing with it or have something else on the side too. We also have needs.
9. Your female friends are sick of you talking about your skanky girlfriends. Grow up and take a chance on someone who doesn't use both their brain cells trying to figure out what eye shadow makes her look thinner. We're bored with your parade of floozies.
10. If you have to ask if you look stupid in that shirt, the answer is yes.
-- Colleen F Gilmore
-- Colleen F Gilmore
