1. All girls are crazy. the cool ones will admit it. Even WE don't understand why we can start crying for no reason. It's nuts. get over it.
2. The elusive "low maintenance" girl exists. But she still needs some kind of communication. If we text you its because we're bored and want to make sure you're still interested, and we are also texting our friends at the same time. We are not stalking you, this is normal communication. Girls talk more, give it some effort. she may be worth it. Check your ego.
3. When we have a bad day and you want to take the dinner pressure off us, don't take us somewhere YOU like. If her favorite place is Souper Salad and you hate green things, deal with it. It's HER bad day, not yours. Don't be a douche.
4. Accept that we wear makeup, it's an expense we wash off everyday but we feel better with it on even if you cannot tell the difference.
5. We like shoes, don't ask why and don't even volunteer to go shoe shopping. It's a bad idea for both parties. You get bored, we get annoyed you're infringing with our time caressing the oh-so-expensive Manolo's.
6. Best Buy is boring, we do not see the fun in being there more than to get a movie or CD or such. more than 20 minutes and you're looking at some time in DSW or Nordstrom as payback.
7. If you do not understand sports, do not try to talk about them like you do. We often know more than you think, then you just look stupid and will annoy us further (especially if you interrupted an important play and we're voluntarily at a sports bar and you're "trying" to pick us up).
8. You guys are horribly liars. If we "believe" you it's because we don't feel like dealing with it or have something else on the side too. We also have needs.
9. Your female friends are sick of you talking about your skanky girlfriends. Grow up and take a chance on someone who doesn't use both their brain cells trying to figure out what eye shadow makes her look thinner. We're bored with your parade of floozies.
10. If you have to ask if you look stupid in that shirt, the answer is yes.
-- Colleen F Gilmore
-- Colleen F Gilmore
3 comments:
Colleen is an attractive woman.
10 Things Girls Need to Know About Guys
1. When you ask, “What are you thinking about?” and we reply, “Nothing” we’re not lying.
2. There is no right answer to the question, “Does this _______ make me look big?” Don’t ask us to answer that, we know it’s a trap.
3. If you agree to go to the sport’s bar with us, don’t start asking after 20 minutes when we can leave. If you want to go with us, take your own car.
4. Yes we’ll go to WalMart with you but don’t expect us to stay with you in the store. We want to look at the Sporting and Electronics section, not home décor.
5. We really only can do one thing at a time. If we’re watching TV chances are we’re not hearing a word you’re saying even if we seem to be nodding in agreement.
6. Yes, we do want you to take control in bed some times. We don’t want to always have to do all the work.
7. We’re not killing Bambi or Bambi’s mother. We’re killing deer. There are a LOT of them. We eat the deer meat so get over it.
8. When we give you a compliment, we mean it. Don’t second guess it, just say, “Thanks” and accept it.
9. Just because we look at other women doesn’t mean we want to jump into bed with them. We like boobs and legs and we’re going to look.
10. Most men are just overgrown 16 year-old boys. We belch, we fart, we tell stupid jokes, we grope you when we can, and we love video games. We’re not going to change so accept us as we are and we’ll return the favor.
Colleen is SO dead on with all of these things. AMEN girl!
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