Here is Kimberly, with "10 Things Men Should Know About Women." Who will be the next "Featured Follower?" Guys, I think it is your turn. Send me a picture of yourself and "10 Things Women Need To Know About Men"
Here is Kimberly:
1.) We check out other guys just like you check out other girls. We are human. Don't hate us for that. We are like you in that we like our occassional eye candy. Big whoop.
2.) We have to pee. A LOT. We have smaller bladders than you do, so please be patient. And for those of us that have had kids punch and kick our bladders in utero, the problem is much worse. So, when we say to pull over because we have to use the bathroom, just politely nod and do it!
3.) We really do like getting flowers. We know that you think that they are a big waste of time because eventually they do die, but it's the thought that counts! Flowers are like diamonds....you can never have too many!
4.) Occasionally we want to go to a healthier restaurant. Our appetites don't always match yours. Sometimes we just want soup or a salad. But if we do have to be dragged to one of *your* favorite restaurants, don't roll your eyes when we order something healthier off of the menu!
5.) We honestly hate going grocery shopping. If you want to help or even do it yourself, then have at it!
6.) We are not deaf. When you are watching a sporting event or a fishing/hunting show on TV, it doesn't have to be blaring. Please kindly turn down the volume!
7.) Doing the laundry doesn't constitute putting the clothes in the washer, putting the soap in, and turning it on. You forgot about putting the clothes into the dryer, turning it on, getting them out, folding them, and putting them away. If you want to pitch in, great. But please follow through! This is one of our biggest pet peeves!
8.) When you do complete a "chore", don't keep reminding us about it. We don't care. We do these things on a daily basis without being praised for it. Therefore, if there is no blue ribbon for us then there is no blue ribbon for you!
9.) We know that you sometimes use our cleansing products while in the bathroom/shower. Don't deny it. However, there are some made for men that we will gladly buy for you if you'd just fess up!
10.) And lastly, the horny feelings that you have after you've "had a few" aren't necessarily mutual. The groping needs to stop. We aren't turned on by your inebriated self. Sober up and then you might get some!
