I have been trying to keep things positive on this blog, but it is time to rant. Let's get right to the point. Anyone over the age of 12 that rides an inner tube behind a boat is a douchebag. Period. Are you kidding me? You an adult and your going to get on an inner tube and let a boat pull you around in figure eights? You may as well scream to the entire lake, "I am a douchebag with no athletic ability at all" What really sets me off is that in order to participate in this activity, I don't dare call it a sport, is that Tubers don't need flat water to ride their "Bomber" or "Total Eclipse" or their "Totally Tubular" in fact you probably want rough water so you can show your loser friends in the boat that you can really hang on, that you can really get some "air." Come on, you are on a Tube for crying out loud. Rather than staying in the rough water, you seem to always seek out the flat water that wakeboarders need. Why? Here is a tip, if you are a tuber and you see a wakeboarder, go away. Everyone on a wakeboard boat hates you, we laugh at you, we ridicule you. Have you ever seen tubing in the X-Games? Why? Because they don't let losers in the X-Games.
Tubing is great for kids, but please keep your monster overloaded deck boat out of the flat water.
I feel better
Sandy
