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Austin Bride

Hey guys, thanks for all the thoughtful notes regarding Bumpers passing. Now something fun to see. Austin Bride did a pice on our wedding. Here is the link to the article and photos. Enjoy.

http://www.realtexasweddings.com/weddings_2008TriciaSandy.htm

Bumper is Getting Better

Thanks to everyone that has sent a kind note about Bumper. We still aren't sure what happened, but yesterday around 5:45 after coming in to eat, he started hyper salivating and then had a siezure. All symptoms point toward him ingesting some form of toxin, most likely from a Frog. The next 24 hours will tell us alot. Dr Murphy at Emergency Animal Care and Dr Faught at the Arbor Animal Clinic have been amazing. It has been a long, difficult 24 hours. Tricia and I love Bumper. Bumper will be in the hospital for another night. We hope he can come home soon.

Featured Blogger Colleen

1. All girls are crazy. the cool ones will admit it. Even WE don't understand why we can start crying for no reason. It's nuts. get over it.

2. The elusive "low maintenance" girl exists. But she still needs some kind of communication. If we text you its because we're bored and want to make sure you're still interested, and we are also texting our friends at the same time. We are not stalking you, this is normal communication. Girls talk more, give it some effort. she may be worth it. Check your ego.

3. When we have a bad day and you want to take the dinner pressure off us, don't take us somewhere YOU like. If her favorite place is Souper Salad and you hate green things, deal with it. It's HER bad day, not yours. Don't be a douche.

4. Accept that we wear makeup, it's an expense we wash off everyday but we feel better with it on even if you cannot tell the difference.

5. We like shoes, don't ask why and don't even volunteer to go shoe shopping. It's a bad idea for both parties. You get bored, we get annoyed you're infringing with our time caressing the oh-so-expensive Manolo's.

6. Best Buy is boring, we do not see the fun in being there more than to get a movie or CD or such. more than 20 minutes and you're looking at some time in DSW or Nordstrom as payback.

7. If you do not understand sports, do not try to talk about them like you do. We often know more than you think, then you just look stupid and will annoy us further (especially if you interrupted an important play and we're voluntarily at a sports bar and you're "trying" to pick us up).

8. You guys are horribly liars. If we "believe" you it's because we don't feel like dealing with it or have something else on the side too. We also have needs.

9. Your female friends are sick of you talking about your skanky girlfriends. Grow up and take a chance on someone who doesn't use both their brain cells trying to figure out what eye shadow makes her look thinner. We're bored with your parade of floozies.

10. If you have to ask if you look stupid in that shirt, the answer is yes.
-- Colleen F Gilmore

Another Featured Blogger

Well, I didn't get a picture but I did get a good list off things women should know about women. For the record, this is an awesome list. Comments please. Also, thanks to everyone that send kind words about our contract renewal. We are very excited and feel very fortunate. We have another announcement coming on Monday. This is something totally new, something we have never done before. Check back here Sunday afternoon, I will let you guys know what is going on here before we announce it on the air. Also, the $20,000 "Who do you know" contest is back. Our lawyers sorted it out and we are ready. Contest starts on Monday. If you are new to this, if you can get a celebrity to call on your behalf, you could win $10k and the celeb wins $10k for the charity of their choice. We hope they will pick Bikes for Kids. We are in South Austin tomorrow (Friday, 7 Nov) at the SOuthpark Meadows Whataburger. If that is your hood we would love to see you. Keep listening, we will be in your neighborhood soon. With out further ado. Here is our latest "featured blogger" He goes by "Mini J.B. To Be"

Hey Sandy. I have a list of things girls should know about boys. Here they are:
1. Girls have no idea how we think about them. They always say "Oh do you think he likes my hair?" and we are NEVER thinking about their hair.
2. We really honestly do not care what girls are wearing.
3. When we are real quiet around you it means we don't want any trouble.
4. If we like you, you will know.
5. If you like us, we will know.
6. We are good to go after about 7 minutes on the phone with you. Any longer than that results in boredom.
7. Girls who are always perfect are annoying.
8. Girls should know that we rule the world.
9. If we are watching a sports event on TV do not even attempt to talk to us.
10. If you think something makes you look fat it probably does.
Thanks, mister. Hear you tomorrow.