Resignation Letter

Wow, it is hard to believe that this day has finally come. My resignation not only from The JB and Sandy Morning show, but from radio all together. I remember the day I left my 4 hour a day job with UPS and started a 4 hour job day with radio. Well, here I am almost 20 years later and still knocking it out 4 hours a day. The decision I made almost 20 years ago turned out to be the right one. I hope my current decision turns out as well as the one I made so long ago. After much consideration, I am resigning from the JB and Sandy Morning show to pursue my long term dream of opening child care facility. Tricia and I have been attending night classes and have received the proper endorsement and licenses by the state of Texas to be professional child care providers. We plan on starting small and only accepting infants, hopefully being able to care for up to 30 infants for eight to 12 hours a day. Eventually expanding to toddlers and small children up to age 9. We realize that this is a comptetive market and we must in some way differentiate ourselves from other similar facilities. A few examples of how we will do this are as follows. Everything we do will have a winner and loser. The winners will receive ribbons, trophies and field trips, the losers will be forced to perform chores around the day care center in order to keep us in compliance with the state of Texas. Another way that we will differentiate ourselves is that when any child who claims to be potty trained has an “accident” that child will have to wear his or her underwear on their head until their parent picks them up. Our day cares mission statement, “Strength through Humiliation” will be prominately displayed through out the house and on Tshirts. We will also encourage all disagreements among our children to be resolved by fighting. We believe we will be building a stronger more well rounded young person. As Tricia and rapidly approach our wedding date and hope to have children soon, we feel that the money we save by putting our own child in our own day care will pay for itself in no time. Our only remaining hurdle is naming our new child care facility. I will gladly accept your suggestions at sandy@jbandsandy.com so far, here is what Tricia and I have come up with:

The Little Big School
Let em be kids
Wee Care
Tinkle Winkle Day Car
Kozy Kids Kare
Toddler Time
Tot Time
Precious Moments
Books and Rattles
Educare
Booger eaters
Little Stinkers (with a picture of a cute skunk)
Here We Grow
Tiny Blessings
Toddler Junction
Imagination Station
Home Sweet Second Home
Second Home Childcare
Love-n-Learn
Tadpoles Pond" or "Kiddie Kingdom" or "Toddler Territory"

I am very excited about what lays ahead. JB, thank you for 12 great years on the radio. You taught me a lot and we have fought and won many battles. Digitz, welcome to your 30’s I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Autumn, you will always be Sweet Baby Autumn. Remember, have your butt in your seat and your headphones on.

I will miss you all.

Sandy

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Here You Go

Amy Winehouse is sad

RIP Evel Knievel

It is a sad day for any man that grew up in the 70's. Legendary Daredevil Evel Knievel died today, he was 69. I know alot of people think I am silly for admiring a guy that once beat the hell out of a journalist that wrote something bad about him with a baseball bat. And people think I am childlike for holding on to a hero for over 30 years. But, when I was 8 years old, Evel Knievel was the F*$(ing man! I would freak out when he came on ABC's Wide Worlds of Sports, by the way he has the record for the largest Wide World of Sports ever! Thats more than any of Ali's fights. How cool do you think Evel is now, huh? Evel was once asked before his historic attempt to jump the Snake River Canyon in his Skycycle, "If someone told you you had a 50-50 chance of living or dieing when you got in that rocket, what would you have said to them?" His respose to the interviewer (Jim Rome) "Do you know who I am?" ONLY Evel Knievel could say that. He then went on to say that there aren't any other "So Called" Daredevils lining up to jump that Canyon. Evel had brass stones.

Thanks Evel.

Bachelor Abuse

ANOTHER "BACHELOR" RELATIONSHIP MAY HAVE ENDED . . . THIS TIME WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE:


As you may know, the most recent guy on "The Bachelor" picked . . . NO ONE. And it looks like he made the right choice. After 11 seasons of "The Bachelor" and three seasons of the "The Bachelorette", only two of the 14 couples are still together.


--And one of THOSE couples may be in the process of breaking up right now. Season six "Bachelor" BYRON VELVICK is still engaged to the woman he chose back in 2004 . . . but she was arrested last week for assaulting him.


--Early Wednesday morning, just after midnight, former NFL cheerleader MARY DELGADO was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery. She allegedly punched Byron in the face, while under the influence of alcohol.


--Ironically, they'd just appeared on a special episode of "The Bachelor" called "After the Final Rose". On that show, which just aired Tuesday night, they announced that they were finally planning on getting married next November.


(--The "New York Daily News" says it was taped a few days before its broadcast.)


--There's no word if this will kill their relationship. If it does, the only remaining "Bachelor" couple will be TRISTA and RYAN SUTTER. . . (--from the first season of "The Bachelorette" in 2003.) They're married and had a son this summer.